ALLYPALOOZA

Shel Silverstein esque sentiments at the homer airport.

I walked just under a mile from my airbnb host’s house to the Spenard Roadhouse for breakfast. Found a nice spot at the bar and bartender that’s energetic and welcoming and has me excited about the bloody mary that i can’t officially order till 10am. Freshly fried donut holes will have to tide me over until then. Anchorage, I am not mad at you.

At first, it seemed crazy to bring a quart of world class chocolate to jfk, but once i arrived and saw the hour delay, i realized it was all part of god’s plan.

Birthday wishes at the atm. Nice job chase.

There’s a keytar? I’m there.

The Kentucky Heat: Old Forrester Bourbon, creme de pear, tabasco. Spicy silk sliding down your throat. Amazing! @royalpulchritude we must re-create

Thank you, Mood!

Cocktails on the plane.

Stretching before the match is key.

This guy has obviously never met me

Thanks, sis! Drinking free at high dive.

No complaints here. #hotsaucefest

In case you’re wondering, those are ramp bubbles on my carrot cavatelli with spring peas and goat cheese. Ps. I also ordered a prosecco because what goes better with bubbles than bubbles?